Friday, November 27, 2020

Abstract Multi Coloured Wall Art - Digital Painting by Sam Freek

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Hello there peeps! I hope you are all doing amaze balls and are feeling chipper. I have a brand spanking new abstract artwork for you to feast your eye balls on. This new abstract art piece is a vibrant digital painting entitled 'On To The Hound Dogs' and is available in various sizes. What is a digital painting? I hear you say, well let me tell you :-) .....It is an art form whereby traditional painting techniques are used by means of a computer or a tablet and stylus using software. To create the abstract wall art this abstract digital painting is then printed onto quality canvas before being hand mounted onto 1.5 inch stretcher bars. A fine layer of varnish is applied for protection and to enhance the colours even more so they pop out and gently slap you about the face ;-). 

This artwork can be posted anywhere in this big old world of ours, fully tracked so you can follow the progress. If you have any questions regarding this artwork or any other art pieces you have seen on my website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk) then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek - The Artist. 

Hope you all enjoy the rest of your day - sending happy vibes 

Sam x



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Monday, November 23, 2020

Large Vibrant Abstract Wall Art by Sam Freek

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Hello there world! *waves frantically*. I am sending you big happy vibes on this sunny winters day over here in bonnie England. This is a brand spanking new very vibrant abstract wall art for you to feast your eye balls on. It has taken me what seems like forever to create this piece but I am at last very happy with it and it's now available to buy online from my wibbly wobbly website www.didgiwidgi.co.uk 

This artwork is entitled "In Your Face" as that is was my intention of the piece was to be a burst of happy vibes "in your face" and may it forever do so when you purchase it :-). The artwork was digitally painted on my computer and then transferred onto quality canvas via a printer, the canvas is then wrapped around 1.5 inch stretcher bars. A fine layer of varnish is applied to the artwork to help protect the canvas and also to enhance the colours even further. 

Available in various huge, mahoosive sizes, this artwork can be delivered anywhere in this big old world of ours. If you have any questions about this abstract wall art or any other artwork on my website then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek - The Artist. 

Have a great day peeps! Sending you all happy vibes ~~~~~~~~~ <<< they are happy vibes


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Wednesday, September 09, 2020

Abstract Portrait Art Print - Mister Meanor by Sam Freek

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 Hello peeps of the world! Hope you are all hunky dory :-). Here we have a brand spanking new abstract portrait art print entitled 'Mister Meanor'. This art print is a digital drawing created by myself using bright, funky colours in an abstract painting style. The art print is printed onto premium photo quality paper with a satin finish along with a 1 inch border to aid with mounting and framing. All of my art prints can be posted anywhere in this big old world of ours, fully tracked so you can keep your eye on the delivery progress of your artwork :-).

If you have any questions regarding this art print or any other of my wall art on my website www.didgiwidgi.co.uk then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek - The Artist.

Hope you have a wonderful day! :-)

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Wednesday, July 22, 2020

The Chimp Chair - Surreal Poetry by Sam Freek

The Chimp Chair

The reaction time came from the downtime of the pitted mange tout
Peep peep mother fucker
Out of my arena
There were clues strewn around in pink bloom
We were required to walk in single file
Left, right, right, left
The sun came up
I needed a tan but was prompted to let the workflow run its course
I counted the lines under my eyes and it came to 7
Little could escape the sound of the morning band
Both ears hit the ground as a friend brought the care bear attitude on a gold rimmed plate

Somebody threw a cactus and it silently swayed on the back of my head for 9 months
Downtime came with a nourish pitter-patter of founders
Generally speaking mazel tov but the chair began to sound like a chimp
Nuns on pink BMX's rode along trip wires and became vexed with the blaspheming whale that echoed her resentment of the plastic bags that had become part of her daily diet
It took a lot longer than expected as things we had taken for granted began to fade into the distance
I tried to grow mushrooms in the garage
I ate what grew but I began a new journey with an extra brain that I named Cecil
The beat was to be the same for the next 12 weeks or so but the rhythm section left in a strop
I rose to the occasion but did so much my thoughts swam in the white fluffy clouds of Kentucky

Down boy!
Outdated, the bus travelled all day with cardboard cutouts of happy travellers to lift the mood
 


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Tuesday, July 07, 2020

Abstract Multi Coloured Wall Art by Sam Freek

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Hidden Enchantment - Multi Coloured Abstract Wall Art

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 Hi Peeps of the world :-) I hope you are all hunky dory and in fine fettle. At the moment I am drawn towards creating abstract wall art that is bright and multi coloured as I want to spread a little joy and happiness throughout the world even if it is just through my artwork. This is my latest offering and is entitled "Hidden Enchantment" and it is a large abstract wall art that has a childish quality about it as I think we all could do with winding back the clock a bit and become more care-free and not so uptight about life, so I wanted this to be a playful, happy piece.

This abstract digital painting has been created by little old me on my computer before being printed onto quality canvas. The canvas is then hand mounted onto 1.5 inch stretcher bars (to make the artwork really stand out), before a fine layer of varnish is applied to enhance the vibrant colours and to help protect the artwork. The abstract artwork is available in various sizes so if you see a size that isn't on my website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk) then please feel free to contact me.

All of my artwork can be delivered throughout this big old world of ours and is fully tracked and carefully packaged (double walled cardboard box, bubble wrapped). If you have any questions then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek - The Artist. 


 Have an amaze balls day peeps! :-)

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Thursday, June 18, 2020

Large Multi Coloured Vibrant Wall Art by Freek


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Endless Vibes Of The Summer by Sam Freek

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 Hello there people of the world! I hope you are all well and getting back into the swing of life :-). Here we have a brand spanking new multi coloured abstract wall art for you to feast your eyeballs on. The wall art is entitled "Endless Vibes Of The Summer" and is a digital abstract painting which is then printed onto quality canvas before being hand mounted onto 1.5 inch stretcher bars (these make the artwork really pop out from the wall and slap you about the face), a fine coat of varnish is applied to protect the artwork and which also enhances the colours of the artwork.

If you would like the artwork in a different size (than is on the website www.didgiwidgi.co.uk) then please feel free to contact me. All of my artwork can be delivered anywhere in this big old world of ours so just email me with your size request and which country you would like the artwork delivering and I will get back to you with a price.

Got a question? Please feel free to email me.


 You can view more of my multi coloured wall art on my website www.didgiwidgi.co.uk

 Thank you for dropping by and have a great day! :-)

Author: Sam Freek

Thursday, May 14, 2020


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Multi Coloured Abstract Graffiti Wall Art by Sam Freek

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Journey To The Top Of The World by Sam Freek

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Hi Peeps of the world! *waves at the computer*. I hope the day finds you all hunky dory with your chin up and smiling :-). Today I'd like to share with you all this new multi coloured abstract graffiti wall art that I have been creating over the past few weeks. The title of this artwork is "Journey To The Top Of The World" as that's what I was thinking about as I was digitally painting it.

This large panoramic abstract wall art was digitally painted by myself on the old computer and has been printed onto quality canvas before being hand mounted onto 1.5 inch stretcher bars. a fine coat of varnish is then applied to the canvas to protect the artwork and also make the colours pop out from the artwork and virtually slap you across the face ;).

This multi coloured wall art is mounted onto 1.5 inch stretcher bars to make the artwork bounce out from the wall and grab your attention. It's a real eye catching piece of wall art and would look amaze balls behind your bed, sofa...in the kitchen ...in the gym..behind some decks...in a bar...on the next space shuttle ;).

All of my wall art can be safely delivered anywhere in this big old world of ours (fully tracked too). If you have any questions about this artwork or any other you see on my wibbly wobbly website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk), then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek  The Artist. 


Hope you all stay safe and keep your spirits high :-)

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Friday, April 03, 2020

Double Bubble - Large Multi Coloured Artwork by Freek

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Hello people of the world! I hope you are all well and coping with the self-isolation. This new multi coloured bubble artwork was an itch I just had to scratch, as I had this idea to create some artwork using multi coloured bubbles, so here it is. It cheered me up as I was making this artwork, so I hope when you see it you can see a simple cheery, striking piece of art that will appeal to the inner child that is filled with hope and happiness.

This multi coloured bubble artwork has been digitally created by myself on the computer, the artwork is then printed onto quality canvas before being hand mounted onto 1.5 inch stretcher bars so the artwork really 'pops' out from the wall. All of my artwork can be delivered throughout this big old world of ours and is fully tracked so you can see the progress of the delivery.

If you have any questions regarding this artwork or any other artwork on my wibbly wobbly website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk) then please feel free to contact me Sam Freek, the artist. 


Stay safe people, we can all get through this :-) 



Author: Sam Freek

Friday, March 20, 2020

The Tall Red Stick - Surreal POetry by Sam Freek


The Tall Red Stick
The sigh
The fly
The tall red stick

The scene
The bean
The houses painted green

The bush
The crush
The early morning rush

The lamp
The stamp
The boss-eyed looking vamp

The mole
The hole
The dancer on the poll

The vain
The crane
The grounded aeroplane


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Thursday, March 19, 2020

Abstract Urban Photography - Shake and Wake

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 Hello world! Hope you are all well. I am revisiting my abstract urban photography as a way to kick start my photography section again on my website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk). The above abstract urban photography is called 'Shake and Wake'. So I'm in the mood for experimenting and seeing what I can come up with. 

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Keep safe everybody and look after one another :-).



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Monday, March 16, 2020

Contemporary Abstract Digital Painting by Sam Freek


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 Hello World! Hope you are all keeping well and smiling :-). Here we have a brand new multi coloured abstract wall art for you to buy from my online art gallery at www.didgiwidgi.co.uk . This new abstract artwork is entitled 'The Defining Moment' and has been digitally painted by myself. What is a digital painting I hear you say? Well, it is an art form whereby traditional painting techniques are used by means of a computer or a tablet and stylus using software.

This digital painting is printed onto quality canvas before being hand mounted onto 1.5 inch stretcher bars. These 1.5 inch stretcher bars really make the artwork pop out from your wall and look absolutely amaze balls :-). A fine coating of varnish is applied to the artwork to make the colours stand out and which also protects the canvas.

All of my artwork can be delivered anywhere in the world, fully tracked, so you can follow the progress of the delivery. If you have any questions regarding this abstract artwork or any other you have seen on my website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk) then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek - The Artist. 


Enjoy the rest of your day! Keep smiling :-)

 
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Wednesday, March 04, 2020

Large Multi Coloured Abstract Art by Sam Freek

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 Good afternoon, morning, evening people of the world! How the devil are you? I have been busy digitally painting this super large multi coloured abstract canvas wall art. I don't usually create many portrait artworks so here you go...what do you think? (listens out for wolf whistles). The digital painting is entitled 'The Golden Touch' and was created by myself (what is a digital painting I hear you say), well, it is an art form whereby traditional painting techniques are used by means of a computer or tablet and stylus using software.

All my digital artwork is printed onto quality canvas before being hand mounted onto 1.5 inch premium stretcher bars, a fine layer of varnish is applied to the artwork to make the colours really pop out and slap you gently in the face;-). This abstract artwork will make an impact in any home, office, spaceship, submarine....anywhere.

All of my artwork can be delivered throughout the world, all safely wrapped up in bubble wrap and double walled boxes with tracking so you can watch the progress of your delivery. 


If you have any questions regarding this artwork or any other artwork you see on my website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk) then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek, the artist.


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Thursday, February 13, 2020

Expressionist Art Drawing - Stuck In A Bubblegum Suit by Freek


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 Hi World. A quick post to tell you about this A5 expressionist drawing of somebody stuck in a bubblegum suit. It's printed onto super duper smooth art paper and can be posted anywhere in this big old world of ours. If you have got a question about any of my artwork then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek - The Artist. 

Have a fan dabby dozy day! 

P.S I have got my first ever surreal poetry book coming out very soon, but if you would like to pre-order it please drop me a line.

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Graffiti Abstract Wall Art by Sam Freek

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Hey up there peeps of the world! How are you all doing on this fine and blustery day? A brand spanking new graffiti abstract wall art has just been added to the wibbly wobbly website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk). The title of this new artwork is 'The Colourful Zephyr' and is available in a number of large sizes for you to hang in your funky homes. This graffiti abstract artwork has been digitally drawn/painted by myself......what is digitally painted? I hear you say, well, let me tell you. It is an art form whereby traditional painting techniques are used by means of a computer or a tablet and stylus using software, fancy eh? :-).

This multi coloured graffiti wall art is printed onto quality canvas before being hand mounted onto 1.5 inch stretcher bars. A fine layer of varnish is then applied to make the colours really 'pop' out and which also protects the artwork. All my artwork can be delivered anywhere in the world so please feel free to ask for a delivery quote, fingers crossed it will be as cheep as chips :-).

If you have any questions about this graffiti wall art or any other works of art you see on my website then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek - The Artist.


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I'm Alive - Valentines Poem by Sam Freek

I'm Alive

I hear the cars passing 
I'm alive
I hear the rain falling
I'm alive
I feel the wind blowing
I'm alive
I see the clouds passing
I'm alive
I taste the fruits of summer 
I'm alive
I feel the love growing
I'm alive

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Monday, February 10, 2020

Today I Am Wearing My Smarty Pants - Expressionist Art

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 Hello Peeps of the world! Added a new multi coloured expressionist drawing entitled "Today I Am Wearing My Smarty Pants". This is a digital expressionist drawing available A5 size (6 x 8 inch). This expressionist art print has been printed onto 240gsm smooth art paper and can be posted to you wherever you are in the world. Cast your eye balls on some more of my canvas wall art over on the wibbly wobbly website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk).

If you have any questions regarding this art print or any other art work on my website then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek - The Artist. Have a Great day!



P.S I have my surreal poetry book coming soon. Message me if you would like to pre-order it :-)


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Tuesday, February 04, 2020

Contemporary Multi Coloured Abstract Art Prints - by Sam Freek

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 Hello, hello, hello peeps of the world! How are you all today? Been adding some new art prints to the wibbly wobbly website today and here they are *blows wolf whistle*. The first art print is entitled 'Looby Lye' and the second print is entitled 'Straight To the Top' and they both look smashing in a large frame. Both art prints have been digitally drawn by myself and are printed onto 240gsm Lustre Photographic paper which is perfect for bright multi coloured artwork as the colours really 'pop' out. All the art prints can be delivered worldwide, fully tracked and safely snuggled up in a tube. If you have any queries about these art prints or any other wall art on my website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk) then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek - The Artist.

P.S .....A quick note to all you poetry lovers out there that like my poems. My poetry book is in the making so if you would like to get your mitts on one then please feel free to pre-order by contacting me. Thank you. Have a super duper day! 

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Monday, February 03, 2020

Large Mutli Coloured Abstract Digital Painting by Sam Freek


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 Hello again world! Back again today as there has been another mutli coloured abstract digital painting added to the wibbly wobbly website today. This new multi coloured abstract artwork is entitled "I See You've Found The Fun House". This abstract artwork is a digital painting created by myself, just in case you are unsure about what a digital painting is, let me explain. It is an art form whereby traditional painting techniques are used by means of a computer or a tablet and stylus using software. Wooo fancy Nancy *swings pants from side to side*.

This abstract wall art is a whopper and would look amaze balls on your wall. Its hand mounted onto 1.5 inch Premium bars (if buying the larger size) and printed onto quality canvas before a fine layer of varnish is applied to make the colours of the artwork pop out and slap you in the face. It can be delivered anywhere in this big old world of ours, fully tracked and all cosy in a double walled box filled with bubble wrap.

If you have any questions about this artwork or any other wall art on my website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk) then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek - The Artist (formerly know as ~) ...Prince joke.


P.S My first ever poetry book is coming out soon which is filled with surreal poetry, quotes and photographs. If you would like to pre-order this surreal poetry book then please contact me.

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Expressionist Art Prints by Sam Freek

Duvet Sausage Roll - A5 Art Print

Level Five - A5 Art print

Stolen Midnight Sky A5 Art Print

You Ate My Custard Cream - A5 Art Print

Get Off Your High Horse - A5 Art Print

Meditation Makes My Brain Sparkle - A5 Art Print
 Hello World! How are you all doing? Updating the art drawings section of the website (www.didgwidgi.co.uk) today with these A5 expressionist art prints. All of the art prints have been digitally drawn by myself and are printed onto quality 240gsm smooth art paper. They come unframed but as you can see from the above photos they look super cool and are a feast for the eye balls once they are framed. 

All art prints come with worldwide delivery. If you have any questions regarding these expressionist art prints or any other artwork on my website then please feel free to contact me - Sam Freek, the artist. 

Have a great day peeps! 

P.S My surreal poetry book is in the making so keep your eye balls peeled. Let me know if you would like to pre-order a copy.



Author: Sam Freek

Friday, January 31, 2020

Grim - Surreal Poetry by Sam Freek

Grim

Go away with your HDR
Reflect the grimness of life
I can see your destinations
My coffee curdles
Restart your life like a crashed browser

Barrier that bounces off hardship
Hanging on the stench of trash
I feel elongated and hear laughter
You set aside problems
They don't interest me

Looking for a way to regain a place
My sanctuary is disconnected
Carpets from the 70's are worn
Searching for the conventional
Replacing my needs and wants

Don't call me, I will call you
Anti social reaches an all time high
But I've got friends
They like my 'gone fishing' photos
Joy in an unfulfilled sham


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Dogs At My Heels - Surreal Poetry by Sam Freek

Dogs At My Heels

Been out in the rain too long
Followed by the obscene
I go to work on the wrong path
It's a pleasure to meet you
Listening to a masterpiece

We all rise up only to crash
Finding the numb amusing
Small yellow faces smile back
Dogs at my heels
I run and never look back

Last day of my holidays
After seven years
Shameless and wild
Things seem out of control
Hop on and enjoy the ride

Passages fill with the mundane
Trashy sensless and unlawful
Splashing about in the gutter
I see home and find a cat
Then everything grinds to a halt


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Gathering of Energy - Surreal Poetry by Sam Freek

Gathering of Energy

Gather round and bring me some energy
Not in a can that leaves me sleepless
Sleepless and wired
Sleepless and wired
It's not for me but I keep ignoring the truth
The truth I have turned my back on
Like pushing it to the back of a cupboard
Behind the tin of cooked mushrooms
That nobody wants

The flesh needs to recover
Needs time to heal
This is not the time for a journey alone
They don't seem to care
They don't seem to know
Where is this compassion?
Where is my soul?
Little energy
Slides away

Taking over me
Passing the supermarket of memories
Can I multiple purchase the good ones?
The shop seems full
Full of people bumping into each other
No smiles
Or kindness
Just slow dancing in the aisles
Looking into mirrorless souls



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Thursday, January 23, 2020

The Cell Block Interchange of Wobbly Bardot - Surreal Poetry by Sam Freek

 The Cell Block Interchange of Wobbly Bardot

I was invaded by old grandma perfume from the 19th floor of the west building
My toes curled like forgotten fridge ham
You talk too loud for my atomic ears
Off you trot to the dough making contraption
Lets hear you shake, rattle and click hips with my good neighbour
My pen is low on ink so I must buy more
You have nothing on me so give me my change before I call the cops
I was flying low
How low?
Low enough to see the cell block interchange of wobbly Bardot
My you are a lucky girl
I know

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What are you, the speaking clock?
Dial a disc was needed to recuperate
I missed my cue and the tree fell silently
A row of muffin tops appeared before the magistrate
The numbers didn't add up so I left the airless grey room to swell
I've been decorating the walls with till receipts for over 2 years now
Could you stop playing the tiny harp on the back of the drunken shrimp please?

I shall wear nothing but spandex in Spring
The conveyor belt ground to a halt
All rise
I missed my lines by 3 minutes
Move over my dear I'm coming with you



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My Little Teddy Bear - Surreal Poetry by Sam Freek

My Little Teddy Bear

I pulled you from the garden
My little teddy bear
I didn't really
You were stolen from Marks & Spencers




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Tuesday, January 07, 2020

Almost Strangers - Surreal Short Story by Freek

 Almost Strangers 

A: I've had my shoulders lowered to make my tits look pert.
B: It hasn't worked, pass me the cheese.
A: I thought you were allergic to cheese?
B: Don't stop at that, just tell me about the time you met Harry Ramsden in Leeds.
A: For most of my life I have always put my alarm clock back 20 minutes.
B: Nothing seems possible until the crazy diaries are read in pig Latin.
A: Get me my horse, I need to start a plan.
B: Can I just say that you look wonderful in that dress made from fly strips.
A: The light has made my eyes water and now my hair has grown.

B: Looking is believing and staring is reality made good.
A: This is not what I had in mind.
B: You cannot use that kind of language in here.
A: I would prefer to sit with my legs uncrossed and slumped in a Chesterfield.
B: Can't stand the woman.
A: Lift up and let me see what's underneath.
B: Have you quite finished playing battleships with an empty tea pot?
A: Hold me close and I'll sing you a song.

B: Never mind the day is almost over.
A: You can no longer hear the screeching of the train.
B: Become more alert and step inside the case that I carry.
A: Little does she know I have no time for her.
B: I cut all of the strings off and she still plays the cello.
A: Bitch has arrived so seal the lips and not the hips.
A: Since when has the church bell played "Popeye the sailor man".
C: Since it was an ice cream van. Here's your 99.

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Author: Sam Freek