I should've gone spinning this morning but I stayed in bed with a hot water bottle on my right shoulder and a bowl of weetabix with almond milk as I've found that cows milk gives me enormous devil's horns and my left knee wobbles in the wind.
Saturday, March 31, 2018
Scattered Teeth Amongst The Stars - Short Story
I once stepped into a puddle with flip flops on and a purple head popped out of an empty tin of chick peas which was leant against a disused mattress and said "do you mind I'm trying to get to sleep in here". I apologised and scattered my teeth amongst the stars.
