Saturday, March 31, 2018

Enormous Devil's Horns - Short Story

I should've gone spinning this morning but I stayed in bed with a hot water bottle on my right shoulder and a bowl of weetabix with almond milk as I've found that cows milk gives me enormous devil's horns and my left knee wobbles in the wind.

Scattered Teeth Amongst The Stars - Short Story

I once stepped into a puddle with flip flops on and a purple head popped out of an empty tin of chick peas which was leant against a disused mattress and said "do you mind I'm trying to get to sleep in here". I apologised and scattered my teeth amongst the stars.

Duck Face - Portrait Photography

Anti Fashion Ista - Abstract Portrait Illustration