Enormous Devil's Horns - Short Story

I should've gone spinning this morning but I stayed in bed with a hot water bottle on my right shoulder and a bowl of weetabix with almond milk as I've found that cows milk gives me enormous devil's horns and my left knee wobbles in the wind.

Scattered Teeth Amongst The Stars - Short Story

I once stepped into a puddle with flip flops on and a purple head popped out of an empty tin of chick peas which was leant against a disused mattress and said "do you mind I'm trying to get to sleep in here". I apologised and scattered my teeth amongst the stars.

Duck Face - Portrait Photography

Anti Fashion Ista - Abstract Portrait Illustration

Round The Back - Urban Photography

Round The Back - Urban Photography by Sam Freek

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Red Stripe - Urban Photography

Red Stripe - Urban Photography by Sam Freek

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Got a Two Minute Candy Crush On You - Surreal Poetry

 Got a two minute candy crush on you

The mystery of life is about to expire
Blinkered creative keepers show little vision
Got a two minute candy crush on you

Spoon fed and on lockdown
Large red ears brings about mania
You call this progress

Knock, knock, your roof needs fixing
Cheeks bounce off the floor with the rubber legs
How did you get to know my number

Everyone points their finger at America
Too busy recording life to experience it
Do not share my data with my puppet-master

I pretend to play my ukulele along to the stones
There isn't enough of Anne Robinson on TV
I found the Friday feeling in an empty bottle of Tabasco

What is the big prize today?
The house is falling apart at the seems
A cross section came into town

Stand still with bent shapes of the mouth
This is an unusual understatement
My final resting place that nobody sees

by Sam Freek

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Old Haunt - Urban Photography

Old Haunt - Urban Photography by Sam Freek

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The Bus Journey - Surreal Poetry

30p for a cuppa tea is not bad 
Limo drives into the shallow pool
I feel sorry for the cat
Abrasive rhythms touch the senses
This is how the summer starts

Amber light and I salute the window
Aunt Alma has been left on the shelf
There's a long trail behind him
I woke up at 7 this morning
Why didn't I just stay up

Paid to cruise around parked cars
Saturday night wear for Monday morning
Where does the broken arm fit in
There's nobody on that bus
Recovery after 24 hours

Cemented into this futile place
When was Claires birthday party?
You were too stressed and let the cat out
It was a good doo, the full Monty
Culpableness is heard in your alibi

I've just seen a milkman 
Filthy 50, filthy 50, filthy 50
Have I told you how near we are
Theme tune to 70s TV show causes concern
Take me below the red line

by Sam Freek

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Yellow House On The Hill - Art Illustration

Heads Above The Parapet - Urban Photography

Double Trouble - Abstract Digital Portrait

Im In A Trance - Orange Abstract Digital Painting

Close up of Orange Abstract Painting

 Hello World! Been creating again and I'm loving these colours at the moment (orange, green, yellow, black and white). The above image is a close up of the new abstract digital painting I've just created. An A5 sample is available for you to buy on the website if you need to colour match or see the quality of the canvas/print/inks/varnish.

I'm In A Trance - Abstract Digital Painting

Large orange abstract digital painting by Sam Freek

It has been a busy week this week and I am pleased with a number of new artworks I've created including this striking orange artwork.  This artwork is a digital abstract painting, what is a Digital Painting I hear you say? It is an art form whereby traditional painting techniques are used by means of a computer or tablet and stylus using software. Sounds good eh :-). This is a new technique I am using and I am loving the results. When I have finished creating the digital painting the artwork is then printed off onto quality canvas before being hand mounted onto 1.5 inch stretcher bars. A fine layer of varnish is then applied to add vibrancy to the colours and it also protects the canvas. 

This orange abstract digital painting is available in various sizes and can be delivered anywhere in this big old world of ours. If you have any questions about this artwork or any other digital painting you see on my website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk) then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek - The Artist.

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Twice The Fun - Purple Abstract Digital Painting

Close Up Of Abstract Digital Painting

 Wooo wonders will ever cease as I have created a purple abstract digital painting (sounds of lots of woo's from the cyber world). Purple is not a colour I usually go for but when I created this artwork I just knew these colours looked just amazing. The above image is of a close up of the artwork to give you an idea of the painted look that this artwork has. A5 samples of this purple digital painting are available for you to buy on my website if you press this lovely link.

Twice The Fun - Abstract Digital Painting by Sam Freek

Purple, Pink and Blue Abstract Digital Painting

 Feeling quite chuffed with myself today as I have had a bit of a lull on the creativity front so I'm still quote surprised (typing this post with shocked face) that I have created this beautiful piece of artwork in a colour I don't usually go for. This large digital painting goes for maximum impact whilst creating a calming effect so would be an excellent choice in a bedroom above the bed, or in the living room behind the couch or next to a dining table in the kitchen/dining area.

What is a Digital Painting I hear you say? Well, it is an art form whereby traditional painting techniques are used by means of a computer or tablet and stylus using software. Sounds pretty good right? Well, it is ha ha, I love digitally painting and I am always amazed with the outcome of my work and the colours I can incorporate.

This digital painting is available in various sizes and can be delivered anywhere in this big old world of ours, all artwork is carefully packaged and sent fully tracked via Fedex, UPS or Royal Mail. If you have any questions regarding this abstract painting or any other artwork you have seen on my website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk) then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek - The Artist.

Roger dilly dodger, over and out! 

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Hiding In Your Head Tent - Surreal Poetry

Hiding In Your Head Tent

Sound off into the future minds of political double talk
Your self admiration flourishes with a benign performance
Out pops the larger than life person with a monkey on their back
Levitate with me across the misty waters of the Calder
Eyes wide open waiting to receive the first cerebral input
Dont you ever stop taking photos of yourself

Romancing will never unite you with the chips cooked in lard
Hiding in your head tent you give yourself a hug
Transferring anger into zeros and ones
Never mince the truth with a troubled alien
Having seen the code of the unborn ceremonies
You vanish forever down the frozen isle of the supermarket
 

Author: Sam Freek

Harold and His One Eye - Surreal Poetry

 Harold and His One Eye

This is not a hideaway
Flattering murmurs hound me
Slip, slipping away from the lucky one
A superb salary raise brings fruitful samples

Flicking from one to the other brings joy
I was seen in the sunshine gathering logical whimsical memories
Last inspiration of the day dances
You win some, you lose some

Remedy channel on the window hidden from view
Admiring the shrieks from Harold and his one eye
No more additions to the recipe from now on
Identify yourself before you stand back in place

I can only count to 10 before its all yours again
Everybody
Nobody
Body, body
Flip, flop

Author: Sam Freek

Contemporary Urban Photography - The Strange & The Unusual

Abstract Urban Photography - The Strange The Unusual by Sam Freek

Creating some new abstract urban artwork to go onto the photography section that will be available to buy pretty soon from my website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk). But for now here is another surreal poem I have put together.

The Ecstatic Law Abiding Lemon

No tips for the special goals you create
Your warbling shows your intentions
Standing still for 12 minutes 
Fragments are revealed as the clock ticks
Bringing your joyous entourage home

Let me tell you whats good for you
Shouting the vision from the pinnacle
Its the grim reality of the fifty percent
You can never have too much yellow
I walk for a subway and I'm hit by static electricity

Twisting my face into a padded chamber
You rescue me and I am saved
Tangled in the personality of my youth
I only need an ecstatic law abiding lemon
Your response is too slow and you fade away

A melodic experience carries me along to the spaceship heads



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Entrance - Urban Photography

Entrance - Urban Photography by Sam Freek

 I never know what to write about my photography or artwork as the words don't come that easy so I will make a surreal poem up instead for this blog post.

Reflections of Miss Prudence
The woman with the jam jars bumped into me
Half of my head belonged to the bystander
Not long to go now 
I find new verve from discarded items

 The soles of my feet pushed against the clouds
A face appears covered in a street map
Hold onto my hook
All that's missing is his golden Mustang

Overpowered by the taste of the 70s
A shared diary filled with mediocrity
It has been misplaced
The rat race ends with a spam email

Thoughts were left unturned and in reverse
In my reflection I could see Miss Prudence
We are an all inclusive
 The old hat brings about a rapacious end

Author: Sam Freek

Phased Out - Abstract Art Illustration

Surreal Quote - Grass & Crab

Sparks Will Fly - Abstract Digital Portrait

The Clattetnatter Bird - Art Illustration