Thursday, January 10, 2019

The Final Word - Surreal Poetry

 The Final Word

Musky was her name
Trampolining was her game

The foolish things we said
The pitch fork in the shed

Mind the gap or fall
All creatures great and small

You look wonderful in that dress
This is not easy I must confess

The itch I couldn't reach
The star fish on the beach

Outdoors the air is sharp
The cow that played the harp

A sound of horns were heard
Now here's the final word


Author: Sam Freek
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Wednesday, January 09, 2019

Part Three Point Five - Surreal Poetry

 Part Three Point Five

The diversion came and went like a drunken swine
Gallivanted on a hobby horse I recaptured a swollen feeling
Mr fancy pants sang about mumbo jumbo in his Mums spandex leggings
I ate the weeds with a dash of criminal behaviour

Nothing appeared for months
I lied
It was only 3 weeks and 9 days
You should know, I know you should, I know

As I dissolved I opened up and and began to laugh with a mountaineer from another time
1927 to be exact

Forced positions brought wilted sunflowers and rain in a rubber dinghy that had seen better days
I coughed up my liver which was pink and sparkly from the Christmas merry go round

Never mind, wave quickly but never reach out into the void shouted the toad from afar
The tormented nosey parker made a random quick exit
Along came the flake which lead us all astray as did my Uncle Alfie
Yes I can hear you I said to the man from Liverpool, go home and present yourself to the dirty washing
Joy powder revealed your nimble beginnings with a loud bang

Spoken words arrived in fallen timbers but you miss the gist by miles
Fourteen women and two men run to the edge, the edge of what I do not know as it was a cloudy day
I'm calling this an emergency said the nodding donkey who was missing its left ear
Moving on
Swiftly
Backwards

Kibosh


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The Inflatable Purple Shroud Of Secrecy - Surreal Poetry

The Inflatable Purple Shroud Of Secrecy

Opened the top and out came your thoughts like a sparkly hurricane
The shrill of a guitar pierced the soul of marshmallow mountain
I lay still for 187 years only to realise my lips had taken a sharp left turn
The bad habit dressed in a leather headdress ate blended monkfish through a straw
Can I take a rain check please?

Moral dancing gave rise to the bewildered man boobs that shook along to the rumblings of the road works
Nip and tuck was the main ingredients
Harr harr harr you became the seal with a top hat and monocle
Red stripes appeared along my back
With astounded facial features highlighted in pink marker pen I grew taller in an empty corner

What order do they come in?

Snatching at the crows in my mind I then stop but change direction, fast forward to the beginning of the loop
My attentions squeezed through partially broken portholes of an independent mishap
I ate the fat from the land
Who's slipping down the stairs now slopey Joe?
You are now known as Sugar Thumb Bum

You may have the inflatable purple shroud of secrecy
But nothing is spoken without the clatter chatter of the one eyed seahorse

by Sam Freek

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Saturday, January 05, 2019

Abstract Nude Art Print - Hola Chica Guapa


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 Hello world! It's the weekend again and at the moment I'm woofing a bowl full of pistachios and drinking a green matcha tea whilst watching AC/DC live. Its one of my favourite past times is watching live concerts (in person and on DVD), if anyone has any suggestions of great gigs they've seen on DVD then please feel free to leave a comment below. Some of my "go to" concerts to watch are The Boomtown Rats, Roxy Music, Macy Gray, Josh Stone, Fleetwood Mac, T-Rex, The White Stripes, Kaiser Chiefs (this list could go on and on so I'll end it here). I would also like to ask if anybody knows what I could do with empty shells from pistachios I've just eaten apart from make tiny boats for ants or create a matching necklace and bracelet that would be good too (please leave pistachio shell ideas in a comment below).


Anyway moving swiftly on, here we have a new cheeky abstract nude art print for you to feast your eye balls on entitled "Hola Chica Guapa". It is available in various sizes from 20 x 20 inch to 40 x 40 inch, if you would like a different size than is shown on the website please feel free to email me with your measurements. This abstract nude art print is giclee printed onto quality 240gsm lustre photographic paper with a 1 inch white border (which is included in the size) to aid with mounting and framing. All art prints can be bought online and delivered anywhere in this big old world of ours. All art prints are sent fully tracked too so you can keep tabs on the delivery progress online.

If you have any questions regarding this art print or any other artwork on my website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk) then please feel free to email me, Sam Freek - The Artist.

Hope you have an amaze balls day :-).


Author: Sam Freek

Friday, January 04, 2019

Mindy - Abstract Nude Portrait Art Print


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 Cooo weee world! Happy New Year to you all too :-). Today I have been working on some new art prints whilst listening to Rory Gallagher (playing on my air guitar too). This new abstract nude portrait has just been added to the website too, its entitled "Mindy" and comes in a variety of sizes, from 20" x 20" (inches) to 40" x 40" (inches), if you would like a different size then please feel free to contact me with your measurement's. This art print is giclee printed onto quality 240gsm lustre photographic paper with a 1 inch white border (which is included in the size) to aid with mounting and framing.

All art prints are printed onto premium photographic paper with a satin lustre finish. The satin lustre finish provides a very fine texture which helps reduce glare but which also provides a stunning deeper colour saturation along with striking intense blacks which is perfect for digital illustrations and photographic work.


All art prints can be delivered anywhere in this big old world of ours and are sent fully tracked so you can follow the progress of your art prints. 

If you have any questions regarding this art print or any other artwork query then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek - The Artist. 

Have a wonderful day and all the best for 2019! :-)

Author: Sam Freek

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